gros

Medieval coinage

A gros was a type of coinage of France from the time of Saint Louis.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Gros

The nickname of a time neglecting swamp goblin with only rudimentary knowledge of the world around him.

Man what the fuck is Gros doing? He said he was going home to take a shower, but that was 37 hours ago.

by Joce lord February 1, 2022

Gros

A group of white men, short for "Negros" who often flock around and have a jolly time stewing with the boys. #fullsend

Damn, the gros be fye wit it, why girlz be flicken they bean so much to them?

by Can't go Shopping November 7, 2018

gros bébé

Any student of a high school french class who is constantly harassed and ridiculed by the teacher with little to no reason. Typically, the teacher of the class is a large woman in her mid 2,000s, who's physical features are shockingly similar to that of a gorilla. The term translates from french to mean "big baby."

Anthony, a student of immense intelligence, in order to relief an itch he had on each side of his torso, decided to scratch under his arms during his french class. Unfortunately for bright, young Anthony, his actions were misinterpreted as monkey gestures, and he was immediately ridiculed by his zoo-animal-like teacher, who called him "un gros bébé" and took a point off of every little mistake he made on every test from that day on.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

gros con

French for "you fat fucking cunt", but a bit softer.

When lots of gros cons meet up for a night out you have a gros con zone (GCZ).

Places with high levels of gros cons are Paris (whole city), London (the area between Holborn and Old St). Typical gros con professions: lawyer, paralegal.

Shut up, gros con! Shut the fuck up!

by AndyWhiteIsGod February 21, 2020

Gros jos

A french colloquial term denoting a women with huge breasts.

WOW! Look at Gros Jos over there on the trampoline!

by IncredibleHunk September 20, 2010

Gros Cul

Peaches were first called “gros cul”, which is french for big ass. Peaches were later rediscovered by european explorers. Peaches were first introduced in 300 BC by an ancient wizard known as the Laurent Shark. The important historical event took place in Gros Culiste village.

Person 1 : "I have just eaten a juicy gros cul"
Person 2 : "No way! Was the cul provider a Thomas"
Person 1 : "Yesss! Thomas Gros Cul"

by some_cum_man April 8, 2021