A celestial creature that defies the laws of mortality, transcending both humanity and academia. Makes up words by adding prefixes and suffixes and primarily lives off of Diet Coke and the souls of American Lit students.

Oh my stars, my teacher doth becometh a Wiswall. Anon.

wiswall by wiswall luver February 15, 2017

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wisal

is a female name usually given to individuals who are smart, cute, they love cats, horses, gorillas, and very fine things. they have great physical features such as a great rack and an amazing ass. Wisal's are usually modestly dressed, and are very caring, and very rare. if you have one in your life YOU BETTER HOLD ON TO THEM!

dude: i'm sorry, i dont think thing's are gonna work out.

girl: why?! i thought u loved me!?
dude: your not wisal enough!
girl: fml...

wisal by lalalagirl5543 December 30, 2011

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Wiwlol

"Wish I was laughing out loud."

To be used in those common cases during an online conversation when the only appropriate response is "lol," except for you aren't really laughing.

X: so
X: yeah
X: it was pretty funny
Z: wiwlol

Wiwlol by SkaraMog May 14, 2006

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wiiwalterish

Someone who waltz with a Wii in their hand

Zack: Phil's sooooo wiiwalterish.
Smiley: Why does he wiiwalter anyway?

wiiwalterish by A M80N8R May 23, 2016

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wigala

An English Teddy Bear with long legs, arms, and wears only a little red scarf. His name is really "Wiggly" when spoken in western english. He has a very harsh english accent and loves to torment people for ghetto blasters. Wigala has been missing since the mid 1990's and the only remnants are small fluffs of polyurethane scattered throughout his former home. It is believed that Wigala was thrown away by the owner's mother, due to it's destructive nature.

OMFG, you found Wigala!

wigala by rolandahc June 7, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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