A confusing name for a confusing girl. Confusing, and confused. A smart-ish, fun-ish, dumb-ish, sad-ish person. She has no idea what she's supposed to do in life, but that doesn't mean she won't stand by you, give you advice she needs herself and be there for you through the good times and the bad times. If you get her, don't do anything stupid and let her go (she has a terrible temper and reads murder mysteries).
A Witalian is a person who is biracial, typically with one parent italian and the other caucasian. Complexities might include a child with one Witalian parent and another who is white/italian, or two Witalian parents (not a very common case). Similar to the term Wasian.
Peter is Witalian because he is not fully italian and his mom is white.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!