WIFEY'S

Is slang for something belonging exclusively to a wife or wifey. Usually in big bright pink or glittery letters.

Jaye wanted some eggnog so bad, when he opened the fridge on the eggnog carton said WIFEY'S in big Pink Letters.

by Jaye_$upreme February 3, 2022

cj's wifey

a dumb unfaithful whore who flirts with EVERYBODY'S man. she tends to flirt with guys that are WAY too young for her. she leads guys on when she has a boyfriend. her nose is funny looking and her teeth are yellow as fuck. if you want some pussy go to www.myspace.com/youaremyoneandonlylove
^baha

cj's wifey gives free head

by morgan laconty May 24, 2008

Sasori’s wifey

Sasori’s wifey is a very beautiful girl who simps for sasori from Naruto I mean who wouldn’t have you seen him he’s so hot , anyways the have been married for about 4 years now she’s also a artist and a dancer and their ship name is #molsaso on Instagram

Who wouldn’t want to meet Sasori’s wifey ?

Why is sasori so hot ?

I couldn’t blame Sasori’s wifey for liking him like have you not seen him ?

I can see why Sasori’s wifey is in love with him !

by @Sasoxi.i April 15, 2022

Wife's Boyfriend

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

Wife’s Boyfriend

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

Wifey Syndrome

When you really want a girlfriend.

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"

by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019