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Is slang for something belonging exclusively to a wife or wifey. Usually in big bright pink or glittery letters.
Jaye wanted some eggnog so bad, when he opened the fridge on the eggnog carton said WIFEY'S in big Pink Letters.
WIFEY'S by Jaye_$upreme February 3, 2022
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cj's wifey 

a dumb unfaithful whore who flirts with EVERYBODY'S man. she tends to flirt with guys that are WAY too young for her. she leads guys on when she has a boyfriend. her nose is funny looking and her teeth are yellow as fuck. if you want some pussy go to www.myspace.com/youaremyoneandonlylove
^baha
cj's wifey gives free head
cj's wifey by morgan laconty May 24, 2008

Sasori’s wifey 

Sasori’s wifey is a very beautiful girl who simps for sasori from Naruto I mean who wouldn’t have you seen him he’s so hot , anyways the have been married for about 4 years now she’s also a artist and a dancer and their ship name is #molsaso on Instagram
Who wouldn’t want to meet Sasori’s wifey ?

Why is sasori so hot ?

I couldn’t blame Sasori’s wifey for liking him like have you not seen him ?

I can see why Sasori’s wifey is in love with him !
Sasori’s wifey by @Sasoxi.i April 15, 2022

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.
No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

Wife’s Boyfriend 

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.
“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”
Wife’s Boyfriend by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

Wifey Syndrome 

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"
Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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