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Once upon a time, they were the awards to the very best of cinema. But today they love to keep the Oscars away from incredibly talented people like Leonardo DiCaprio, Edward Norton, Christopher Nolan or Naomi Watts and instead giving them to not so talented people like Roberto Begnini, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Hudson (she sings great but her acting ain't that good) and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Oscars injustices:
a) The Hurt Locker winning the Oscar for best movie and (500) Days of Summer being totally ignored.
b) The King's Speech winning over Black Swann.
c) Roberto Beginini in Life is Beautiful winning over Edward Norton in American History X.
d) Reese Witherspoon in Walk the Line winning over Felicity Huffman in Transamerica.
e) Ignoring Andew Garfield for his acting in The Social Network.
Oscars by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012
A slang term for oxycontin, a controlled painkiller that is often abused for its opiate effects.
Let's order a movie on demand, do some oscars, and chill out.
oscars by pia April 28, 2006
A award ceromony where all these rich famous people come to get awards in their outragasley expensave dresses, tux's, and jewlery............OMFG im sooooooooooo jelous
orlando bloom accepted his award at the oscars while wearing an armani suit
oscars by Boo boo May 13, 2005
Any award show where rich entertainers applaud each other and give each other extravagant gifts while the rest of us watch in awe on our cheap TVs.
Me: Hey, you want to come over and watch the Oscars?
You: Yeah, I can't wait to see what those rich folk get in their gift bags. I love to see all that privilege.
Oscars by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018
An award show full of sob stories, nothing but fake phonies and fools. Fools who get Oscars for doing nothing.
Person 1: I watched the Oscars last night, they were awesome. So many things I cried about
Person 2: I can't believe you'd watch the Oscars, they are so bad and full of sob stories that attract the attention of people for votes.
Oscars by AMannamedlars February 24, 2019

Oscars selfie 

A picture to end all pictures. Originated from Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars 2014 group selfie featuring a group of the world's leading actors, which crashed Twitter that same evening for breaking the record for most retweeted photo in the world.
"Guys, get over here. Let's get a picture to remember, let's take an Oscars selfie"
Oscars selfie by ronan_mcg March 15, 2014