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^make that blue botch pleazles
If you made it this far, be sure to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS! AND, high fives all around, PSSH, PSSH, PSSH, Thank you guys, I’ll see you all: IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*Neh, neh-nuh neh boom boom boom boom, PSSH, do do do do, dooloodooloodoodle do bum do, deh den dun deh, boom boom boom bum I NEVEH KNEW, den dun den duh den duh doo…*
OMG UR STILL READING? SUSSSUSUSUS AMOGSISHDRRUEJWJQJAJ SO FREAKICING SOOSI, SO SUS GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😳😳😳😳😳OMG IS THAT A AMOGUS SUS REFEREE? 😳😳😳😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳 LOLZ IM SO RANDEMZ LUL MONONKKMGGVG
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^make that blue botch pleazles
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WHY DO I HAVE TO ADD THE DEFINITION TO THE LITTLE ITALIC BOX? FU URBDIC
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by NougatNewt February 24, 2022
A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.
Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!
by NougatNewt March 24, 2022
Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
by NougatNewt March 29, 2022
A fun nickname for Harry Potter fans. Used for the fans who are obsessed with Harry Potter. You know, the kind of fans who’ve read the entire book series 15 times, and have binge watched the movies 10 times. They think highly of everything JK Rowling does, and they follow her Twitter and agree with the more than questionable things she’s said. They write fan fictions of themselves being inside Hogwarts and hanging out with the characters. They even go Universal Studio’s Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and spend 5000 dollars on merchandise, and wait 3 hours in line to ride that stupid train, every year.
Some Potheads are so old that they’re starting to have kids. They introduce Harry Potter to their children, and usually, one of two outcomes occurs: The child also becomes obsessed with Harry Potter, or they hate the entire franchise and everything it stand for.
Some Potheads are so old that they’re starting to have kids. They introduce Harry Potter to their children, and usually, one of two outcomes occurs: The child also becomes obsessed with Harry Potter, or they hate the entire franchise and everything it stand for.
Person 1: I’ve read every Harry Potter book at least 20 times, and I binge watch all of the movies every month! I went to a JK Rowling signing, and got my books all signed by her! I even visited Harry Potter world in Orlando last summer, and found out I’m truly a Gryffindor! Get on my level, you common muggle!
Person 2: Jim. You’re 300 pounds overweight and still a virgin at 30. Stop being a Pothead and get a life.
Person 2: Jim. You’re 300 pounds overweight and still a virgin at 30. Stop being a Pothead and get a life.
by NougatNewt May 05, 2022
The new way that Urban Dictionary tries to sell you a mug. The word ‘the’ in ‘Get the ____ mug.’ used to be a letter ‘a’. Most importantly, though, they’ve unfortunately removed the one funny thing about this, which was the random people it told you to get a mug for. The removal of this feature makes this once sorta-funny thing that people joked about into a blatant advertisement for a mug. It’s now just so soulless…
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