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volkswagon

How retards on craigslist spell "volkswagen".
1971 Volkswagon complete with hitch, wagon and Volks. $50 obo
by NewBeet April 12, 2010
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Volkswagon

1. A reacist term for Jewish people, deprived from the percecution of the Jews by the Germans. The Germans killed the weak jews and kept the ones that could work, thus Volkswagon refers to a German company, and it's employees would've Jewish

2. The process of making the world's worst car, then taking it as a challenge and making more.
Self-Explanitory, no example.
by Kenneth F. Snider April 28, 2005
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Volkswagened

The act of deliberately hiding bugs and issues from testers to get a product approved
He Volkswagened the software to pass tests before shipping it
by w3irdal November 27, 2015
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Volkswagenism

Commandments in which people that drive volkswagens go by in their everyday life.
Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.

Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.

Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.

Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.

Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.

Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.

Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.

Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.

Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.

Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.

Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.

It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
by \X/ November 14, 2010
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the back of a Volkswagen

"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
by Nick D November 24, 2003
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the back seat of a Volkswagen

guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?
by Fly_Girl September 19, 2006
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volkswagen polo

the best car in the world. if you drive this you probably rule like a god amongst those you know
if i could choose between a volkswagen polo and being superman i'd choose the polo
by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008
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