Volkswagenism 

Commandments in which people that drive volkswagens go by in their everyday life.

Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.

Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.

Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.

Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.

Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.

Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.

Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.

Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.

Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.

Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.

Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.

It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.

Volkswagenism by \X/ November 14, 2010

volkswagens suck

The code word you tell your buddy when he calls and wants to come over when you and your girlfriend are messing around. Your girlfriend won't know you just told your buddy that you're getting lucky.

Your buddy calls, Hey man come over and help me fix my bug. No dude, Volkswagens suck. Later man

volkswagens suck by Oliver Closhof February 7, 2010