Tests

Hard terrible things. They could be easy, or they could be the thing you wanna burn alive.

Teacher: TESTS TODAY!
you: why do I hear boss music- wait- did she just say tests?!

by WHYAMIHERE- DO YOU KNOW? April 5, 2021

APC Physics AP Tests

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.

A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."

by KobeDragon December 17, 2010

if quizzes are quizzical what are tests

If a short test of knowledge, typically around 10 questions in length, with question formats often including multiple choice, fill in the blanks, true or false and short answer are quizzical what are a series of questions or problems that is used to determine a person's ability or understanding of something. More generally, test refers to a trial, experiment, or examination that is designed to determine the qualities or characteristics of someone or something, aka a test. The answer to this very quizzical quizzy question is simple: A cullion, aka, testical. This means, is shortest terms, a dick, which is the part of a man in which produce comes out.

Guy 1: Hey, you!
Girl 1: What..?
Guy 1: if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
Girl 1: Testical.
Guy 1: **Insert THE grin**
Girl 1: ???
Guy 1: A testical is ballz.
Girl 1: **GASPS**

by TheMushroomKing.Official April 1, 2022

Standardized Tests

The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.

Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.

by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009

AP Tests

Designed to test the knowledge you have accumulated over the entire year in the specific Advanced Placement course. A waste of time, and drains you of all energy and life.

Sarah: "Oh My God. These AP Tests are going to be the death of me."
Rachel: "I know. I've gotten ten review books and STILL nothing helps. MY BRAIN WON'T PROCESS!!!!"

by lizzzzzzzzzzz May 20, 2008

a.p. tests

another form of corruption by the CollegeBoard to take your money while embarrassing students. These scores not only subject students into more rigorous academic curriculum, but forces the young pupils to recognize two issues with life: Money and Challenge. If you pass a test, that means that you're somewhat above mediocre. If you fail, I'd be concerned with how many brain cells you have.

Those a.p. tests really kicked my thicc butt.

by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 16, 2018

Note-In Tests

When one takes a bubble in test (preferably a scantron) and can only think about how hard that song would be on guitar hero.

"Blimey this would be a
hard song on expert" John

"Yeah bitch I couldn't due it on hard" Rick

"Stop cheating rick" Teacher

"Sorry mam his Note-In tests is a beast come take a gander"

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"Good crimany you are right"

by Udstanence January 8, 2009