Venco
Venco by L Wrong Hubbard May 5, 2011
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Vancouver, Washington
A church inside a former Kmart.
That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."
"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020
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vendor whore
A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.
"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."
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L Your Hardware Vendor
When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!
L Your Hardware Vendor by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020
Dick Vendor
1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.
Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."
2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."
2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
Dick Vendor by richard vendor October 29, 2012
freedom vendor
Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.
freedom vendor by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019
vendome
A ghetto full of niggas that ride bbcs 24 7 and sell drugs its also full of black and white people mixed and they call it the cage of blacks
vendome by The grey nigga April 6, 2017
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