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A happy place where the flowers grow and the NIGGAS GET SHOT WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK JOSH SUCKING HIS DADS HUGE BBC NIGGAS WANKING IN THE STREETS AND CUMING ON FAKE COPS ARRESTING NIGGAS ALL OVER VENDOME
GO TO VENDOME AND YOU WILL BE SHOT UP BY THE REAL NIGGA KFC EATING JOSHUA DURRETE-SMITH
vendome by josh= true nigga April 18, 2017
Safe happy place. Come visit when you can. All whites no blacks no armed robberies. House always safe. Once you enter you will be greeted by a nice man named josh who definitely does not smell bad. He smells very amazing. After you enter smell the flower because they definitely weren't shot down and burned. Joshua will take you to nice humble house and will 100% NOT try to rape you.
Vendome is not what it seems nigga.
vendome by josh'sbully January 22, 2018

Vendored Weapon

When someone in World of Warcraft sells their weapon to a vendor.
Vendored Weapon: Yager, how could you have vendored you weapon when were on the last boss in TK. Damn Augusto
Vendored Weapon by Darksusa December 20, 2008

random vendom 

A noob warzone gamer named George who is sick with isayrandomwords disease
POV YOU ARE RANDOM VENDOM:

HI DO YOU WANT A POOP WITH ONIONS RINGS FOR BREAKFAST
random vendom by GLCB THE KING October 30, 2021

vendiments 

(n.) One puts condiments on their hot dogs and/or hamburgers. Vendiments are the tasty items you get out of the vending machine.
me: I want some raviolis...u?
Noah: Yeah.
*at the the snack machine*
Me: Mmm, I love me some vendiments.
Noah: Vendiments? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HA.LOLZ.
vendiments by G-Nuh August 21, 2006

Random Vendom 

If you are Random Vendom you are probably a person who is sick with isayrandomwords disease
POV YOU ARE RANDOM VENDOM :

Hi bro do you like having p00ps with onion rings as a breakfast ?
Random Vendom by GLCB THE KING October 31, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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