Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

oh my various gods by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

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Vargish

Quite possibly the most awesome man in existence, its a shame you don't know him.

Like a spider on a hot stove!

Vargish by zopwx2 September 27, 2004

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Various toast

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

Various toast by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011

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Varion

(n) A Varion is any member of the EVE Online Corporation, Varion Galactic. Varions follow the life long tradition of supporting a combat ethos and upholding integrity in every aspect of their lives.

Under the leadership of the Varion Commander, Varions constantly are seen combating immeasurable odds and overcoming them with ease. The Varion is the highest echelon of Elite Capsuleers in New Eden.

That Varion just instigated the largest uprising that New Eden has ever seen, nothing shall ever be the same again!

Varion by Proc Diadochu August 1, 2010

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