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A sexy man of which gilf would like to shoot down his dark tunnel of love, if u know what im sayin.
Look, there's vagio!
vagio by Epilf October 18, 2004
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He is a very handsome man with a huge penis and makes fire beats
Look at this plane it looks like vagios penis
Vagio by Daddy69696959595 November 20, 2021
Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch
Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.
Vagibetes by teamfunsome June 9, 2018
A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel
"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"
Vagicotti by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Vagiaphragm 

Using your female voice from your vagina up through your diaphragm, to speak your mind!
She told that dick to keep his hands to himself, with her vagiaphragm.
Vagiaphragm by Pposse04 June 20, 2019
A protuberence from the hip occurring in some females which causes moderate to severe pain to whoever's lap they're sitting on.
"Hey you and that chick were gettin pretty cozy last night, huh?"

"Yeah too bad I had her vagbone up my cock."
Vagbone by Trick D January 4, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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