N-th dimensional beings that both created the universes, and destroyed them. They are nearly immortal since they control time, and have powers beyond all, including control of all the dimensions. The most powerful Gods are Ancients, who are creators and destroyers alike, and can only be described as N+ dimensional beings.
by detranova December 01, 2003
A higher being created by religions to explain odd "phenomenons" now proved by science to be perfectly normal.
by roflawlolmao October 23, 2008
by Kiki June 07, 2004
On God is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On God, bruh."
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On God, bruh."
by piercethegreenbridesveil January 08, 2017
An extremely good thing, accomplishment, or just something that's fabulous. Something or someone who is great, exceptional, to-the-t or just plain perfect.
"Oh yas hunny, this weave is FOR THA GODS!"
"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"
"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"
"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"
"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"
by tmmontgomery December 22, 2012
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009