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If you have sex with yourself but from an alternate universe
Dude 1: yoo i just did a valpen
Dude 2: ayo the multiverse is real?
Valpen by De piemelneuker March 31, 2022
Words you can keep

Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.
1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentanal

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.
Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021
A very strong young lady who doesn't give up on anything. Very helpful young lady who puts everyone before herself. Being in a relationship with her is a good thing because she will love you forever and always been by your side.
Valene is a beautiful lady
valene by Layla343 December 20, 2016

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.
phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

Nick Valensi 

Nick Valensi is the guitarist from New York band The Strokes. He normally plays the lead guitar parts. Nick is the youngest band member. As I'm writing this he is married to Amanda De Cadenet and she is expecting twins with Nick in November.
A lot of people say Nick Valensi is the sex. I'd like to agree with them.
Nick Valensi is the sex!!
Nick Valensi by Christina_ July 31, 2006

Luz Valdenebro 

Luz Valdenebro aka LiliWoo is a Spanish Goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.

Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).

Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.

Special skills include:

-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look

-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries

Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.

If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).
fam: what's your sexual orientation?
me: Luz Valdenebro . I'm LuzValdenebrosexual.
Luz Valdenebro by LuzTrash January 10, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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