vaginaitis
vaginaitis by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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Vaginaitis
1.) Someone (usually male) who has a fear of pussy. Or it could be referring to a gay person.
2.) Another name for a yeast infection or any other type of vagina infections.
2.) Another name for a yeast infection or any other type of vagina infections.
1.) Johnny would even pussy out when he sees a girl in a thong.
2.) For the past few week, my wife has been using douche bags everyday because her ghonochologist(dont know how to spell it...) said that she had a severe case of vaginaitis.
2.) For the past few week, my wife has been using douche bags everyday because her ghonochologist(dont know how to spell it...) said that she had a severe case of vaginaitis.
Vaginaitis by T-Rizz55 October 19, 2008
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stretchage vaginalism
when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver
man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.
hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!
hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!
stretchage vaginalism by smoother than silk August 24, 2009
Retinal Vaginitis
Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012
vaginitus
1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005
vaginalitosis
A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.
Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!
vaginalitosis by Stuntman Knoxville June 23, 2008
vaginainia
vaginainia by MF Girls February 8, 2021
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