vaginaites 

the swelling of the vagina

i have vaginaites

vaginaites by F22 Raptor Gen 5 October 24, 2008

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

vaginalitosis 

A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.

Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!

vaginalitosis by Stuntman Knoxville June 23, 2008

Vaginatastic 

Vaginatastic (n.): The less popular version of bonerific.

origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.

Olamide: See you on Saturday, bonerific!
Dave: aha cool, vaginatastic!

Vaginatastic by Sweatheart 8====D March 25, 2010

vaginitis 

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

vaginitis by chacho February 7, 2006

vaginaise 

Any fluids entering or exiting the vagina.

"Put on some pants, I don't want any vaginaise on my couch."

vaginaise by Mikocha May 30, 2006