viginaitis

Symptoms include:

Guys,
Being a huge wuse around girls.
Being shy when it comes to girls.
Afraid to express your feelings toward girls.
Can't relax around girls.
Can't ask how the girl feels about him.

Zaine you have viginaitis.

by Florida G May 24, 2008

Vikingitis

A disease state characterized by misplaced hope. The disease may be contacted early into a Minnesota Viking season, however most symptoms (I.e, hope, delusions of grandeur,) do not manifest until the post season. While there is no cure, the symptoms never lasts past the NFC championship. A

My wife keeps saying the Vikings may go to the Super Bowl this year, I’m concerned she may have contracted vikingitis.

by Tom Kra January 7, 2020

Retinal Vaginitis

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

by chacho February 7, 2006

virginiaitis

the condition of being severely insecure and jealous coupled with the inability to understand why no one likes you, when it is clearly because you are a giant bitch

person one: "doesen't lauren understand the reason no one likes her is because she is such a dick?"
person two: "no, she has virginiaitis"

by polly ochie June 1, 2018

Positive vigilantism

The tendency to help others in danger without hesitation, especially when bystanders tend to hesitate. In situations where others are too embarrassed or confused to intervene, someone with this tendency doesn't think twice about stepping in. It is putting oneself in harms way in public places where others tend to fail to help.

When the old man fell from his wheelchair at the traffic light, Emily was the first to rush to help before we even knew what was happening. And this is not the first time I've seen her react so fast. This is positive vigilantism in action!

by axolotyl91 April 24, 2022

Virginiaitis

The condition of being severely insecure and jealous of everyone coupled with the inability to understand why nobody can stand you when the answer is clearly because you are and enormous dickhead

person one: "wow, that lady is such a jerk! cant she tell if she acts a little nicer then maybe people will like her?"
person two: "nah, bitch got virginiaitis"

by polly ochie June 1, 2018