vaginalitis 

1.) The illness of acting like a pussy in the instance of fun.
2.) associated with or related to the instance when someone acts scared to perform an act.
3.) the time period during a woman's menstal cycle when she, can't make decision, yells alot, and/or refuses to have sex with her partner.

So, it looks like Brigette is suffering from vaginalitis today, we asked her to go to the Chicas Bonitas stip club and make it rain for Maria my half pregnant friend, but she won't go.

My balls are about to burst, Euclid, my girlfriend has been suffering from vaginalitis for 3 weeks and won't empty my clogged pipe of man-juice.

vaginalitis by Airpace January 16, 2010

Penalectomated Vaginalitis 

A smelly green infection of the vaginal region caused be having large amounts of sperm stored in the vagina for more than 24 hours.

If you keep fucking all those guys, you're going to end up with penalectomated vaginalitis!

Penalectomated Vaginalitis by Mister Ecs May 28, 2008

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginalitosis 

A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.

Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!

vaginalitosis by Stuntman Knoxville June 23, 2008

vaginitis 

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

vaginitis by chacho February 7, 2006

Flatus Vaginalis 

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.

"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."

Flatus Vaginalis by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011

vagilitis 

a mental condition when one is obsessed with the female gender

The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind

vagilitis by ninesheets April 12, 2013