vaginanitis

a disease where your nuts shrink and turn into a vagina

Guy 1:Dude wheres jim at?
Guy 2:He's at home with a bad case of vaginanitis.

by Big Johnny G October 30, 2007

Retinal Vaginitis

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginalitosis

A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.

Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!

by Stuntman Knoxville June 23, 2008

vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

by chacho February 7, 2006

vaginatis

(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.

Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole

I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.

Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide

by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011

vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy

dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat

by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006