Vaginacitis 

vag-uh-nuh-si-tus

A condition caused by being punched in the vagina.
Symptoms occur very quickly after a swift punch to the vaginal area, also known as the pubic region. Symptoms include but are not limited to: a painful vagina, creepy behavior, pouty attitudes, and the sudden desire to eat.

"She's probably so grouchy because she has vaginacitis..."

-(swift punch to vagina)
-"Are you going to eat that?"

Vaginacitis by Banat November 3, 2007

Vaginacitis 

A male acting like a little bitch or pussy when sick or when having minor aches and pains.

That guy is complaining about pains when lifting weights. He definitely has a case of vaginacitis.

Vaginacitis by dmallor June 25, 2023

Vaginacinity 

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.

Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."

Vaginacinity by vagvagcity August 29, 2016

Vaginacation 

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.

After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.

Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginalitosis 

A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.

Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!

vaginalitosis by Stuntman Knoxville June 23, 2008

vaginaction

a sexual action involving the vagina. Such as sex. Pronounced: va-jin-action

This weekend I got some vaginaction.

vaginaction by krissyandnini September 22, 2011