Vadmin 

"Vagina admin" - For example the hassle associated with periods and having to buy and use sanitary products or having to get a wax and maintain a neat bush. First coined by Lizzie Earl of quirky product designers Little Things for Good when describing the vadmin of the monthly cycle. Later used by Cosmopolitan and picked up more widely.

"Being a woman sucks - so much vadmin this month"

Vadmin by Littlelyrical April 25, 2016

Vadginer 

A misspelling of vagina used by kids and people trying to get past forums with word filters.

Men have a peenus! Women have a vadginer!

Vadginer by meowlnir June 11, 2018

Unidentified Varmint 

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.

Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!

Unidentified Varmint by Michelle L. Rigby October 18, 2012

garment varmint 

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

garment varmint by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

Vadgindotter 

Vadgindotter College is an accredited university in Northern Pennsylvania founded in 1876. The college was started by the Church of Hungry Amishmen as a place where students could grow intellectually in an environment that would allow them to pursue carpentry simultaneously. Today, with 1,969 students, Vadgindotter and its sibling school, Dickinson, are well-respected names in the educational circuit catering to only the best of the best. At Vadgindotter, we have only one saying: "We don't hate you because you're ugly. We hate you because your parents are ugly."

More about Vadgindotter:
Sports: The Fighting Contraceptives move to the Final Four in KY Jelly Competitive Cage Match Fighting! Their mascots, Connor The Condom and MaryAnn The Morning After Pill, won best performance at a half-time show too! GO CONTRACEPTIVES!

Dress Code: This campus is clothing optional. If you choose to wear clothing, you must wear jorts, which must be shorter than finger-tip length, no exceptions. Still, as part of the Code of Honor, "one must rock out with their proverbial cock out at all times as a Vadgindite".

Scholarships: Vadgindotter offers scholarships to strippers, escorts, and other ladies (and gentlemen) of the night. Occasionally hooters girls may receive scholarships, though this is more difficult for them to attain. The Financial Aid Office does accept payments in $1 bills, as they are well aware that this is type of currency students are most often paid in.

Housing: Co-ed housing is offered at Vadgindotter (widely accepted and encouraged). Nudist housing is also available for those who like to let it loose 24/7.

Courses: Vadgindotter offers an astoundingly wide range of courses to choose from. Some popular subjects include Monogamy 101, STDs: The Legends, Chlamydia: Not a Flower, Abstinence: If You Have Sex You Will Get Pregnant And You Will Die, How-to's for Safe Sex, and many more.

Student 1: YES! I got accepted at Vadgindotter!!

Student 2: Aw, man, I got rejected! Where did I go wrong? I mean, we had the same grades...

Student 1: Listen, it's all in the extracurriculars. They clearly appreciated how I spent my time after school at Topless and tutoring students in seduction, and they recognized my talents in pole dancing.

Vadgindotter by MaryAnn and Connor April 29, 2008

Varmint 

a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)

Get that varmint out of here.

Varmint by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008

Varmint 

1. Any small or medium sized wild animal who produce damages to crops or attacks cattle and poultry.

2. Another term for furry.

1.I am a varmint hunter.

2.He don't draw varmints anymore.

Varmint by Soldier of Fortune December 10, 2008