Varmints

What shoots out of your butthole after a night of wild drinking. They reside in your intestines until they must come out!

Rey had to release the varmints this a.m.

Varmints by Kara, Ryan, and Rey January 21, 2006

Unidentified Varmint 

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.

Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!

Unidentified Varmint by Michelle L. Rigby October 18, 2012

garment varmint 

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

garment varmint by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

Varmint 

a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)

Get that varmint out of here.

Varmint by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008

Varmint 

1. Any small or medium sized wild animal who produce damages to crops or attacks cattle and poultry.

2. Another term for furry.

1.I am a varmint hunter.

2.He don't draw varmints anymore.

Varmint by Soldier of Fortune December 10, 2008

Varmint 

Any animal, usually from a fox sized animal or smaller, that causes destruction to property. Most likely to be squirrels, raccoons, rabbits, and groundhogs.

Also look at critter.

That varmint keeps eatin' up all our garden.


or


My cattle can't be breakin' their legs in that varmints holes.

Varmint by PG94 January 13, 2009

varmint 

Underhand , double crossing , conniving ,

motherfucking , son of a bitch .

( A right arsehole then ! )

That no good varmint stole my bitch !

varmint by E - FUMBLER January 22, 2009