vadino

An extremely old vagina; so old, its dinosaur old.

"She didn't look all that old in the club, but when we got back to my pad and she took off her clothes, her vadino looked like it was a hundred years old."

vadino by UrbanDino September 12, 2011

Vadino

A user. A backstabber. Somebody never to be trusted.

"Johnny really gave me a Vadino when he fired me."

"Whatever you do- don't turn your back on that Vadino."

Vadino by Jon Dough April 16, 2006

vaginologist 

Person who has devoted at least 10,000 hours to the study of the human vagina.

The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.

Persons with extensive knowledge of the vagina may become a vaginologist by being certified by the originator Paul Martin of Salt Lake City, Utah.

vaginologist by Martinizing2 February 13, 2013

vaginormous 

n. Vast and cavernous, while warm and moist.

This huge tropical cave is vaginormous!

vaginormous by Whom December 8, 2004

vaginormous 

Extremely large, like an extremely large vagina.

Yes, we're actually in Methuen right now. Methuen's vaginormous.

vaginormous by hanswaterfaberge June 11, 2010

Vaginocity 

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

Vaginocity by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

vaginophrenia 

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

vaginophrenia by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008