Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )
This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.
Vacology is a state of mind. Basically if this is performed properly you will not have a hang over. You can function properly on a few hours of sleep. It’s about going to sleep and not having performance anxiety about the next day, just like when you are on vacation. This can be achieved in one’s life when not on vacation. Vacology
Dale gave no fucks that he only got 2 hours of sleep before the snorkel trip cause he was on vacation. He went to sleep without anxiety. 2 weeks later he stayed up all night before a hard days work and practiced vacology. He had a really nice day!!!