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An acronym that stands for:
Virgin
Accusing

Chad
Of
Simping
Chad: I respect woman
Virgin:HA SIMP!
Chad: pfft whatever vacos
VACOS by The fbi 😳 August 8, 2020
Related Words

vacooter 

Slang term, combination of "vagina" and "cooter" circa 2015
If dat bitch pissed you tha fuck off, you should kick her square in tha vacooter.

Don't be such a vacooter..
vacooter by DJJazzy March 30, 2015

Vacoomer 

A man who fucks vacuums he is the combination of a coomer and a vacuum fanatic
Shrek: donkeh I found a post on reddit called cursed_vacoomer it was a video of a guy having sex with a vacuum
Donkey: that’s crazy right there
Vacoomer by Nig bigger dick December 23, 2019

Vaconstipated 

Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )
This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.
Vaconstipated by TP-SD August 17, 2010
Virgin
Accusing
Chad
Of
Simping

Used on a person using simp wrong.
Person1: "HE GAVE HER GIRLFRIEND A GIFT FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY. WHAT A SIMP"
Person2: "shutup vacos. get laid and then we'll talk"
vacos by Cryst4ll1n3 August 8, 2020
Vacology is a state of mind. Basically if this is performed properly you will not have a hang over. You can function properly on a few hours of sleep. It’s about going to sleep and not having performance anxiety about the next day, just like when you are on vacation. This can be achieved in one’s life when not on vacation. Vacology
Dale gave no fucks that he only got 2 hours of sleep before the snorkel trip cause he was on vacation. He went to sleep without anxiety. 2 weeks later he stayed up all night before a hard days work and practiced vacology. He had a really nice day!!!
vacology by Dirtmandale October 21, 2023