S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy. Some male who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female. He usually chasing around a female who not even worth the work or time.
guy 1 ”Yo why is micah always being a simp towards ana?”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”
by dabeast1215 October 23, 2019
by 131313131313131313131313 December 05, 2021
Suckas
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy
An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy
An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Jacob talking to Lauren: “I can’t believe he said women are destined to be housewives. If you were my girl, I’d be the one making sandwiches for you.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
by w0nders November 14, 2019
Stands for “Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy/Penis.” Also the synonym of PIMP. Now used as slang for treating a woman to well, especially one that doesn’t like you back.
Micheal: Buys Chloe a Gucci purse and a new car*
Chloe: Thanks you so much bro
Thomas: What a fucking SIMP!
In this case Micheal is a big simp
Chloe: Thanks you so much bro
Thomas: What a fucking SIMP!
In this case Micheal is a big simp
by PogManTommy February 22, 2021
Person subscribing to multiple Twitch thots in attempt to be their Internet janitor and then claiming all of the subscriptions have been gifted by someone else, who is according to them "simping".
I swear, all of the subs have been gifted to me. I don't even watch her streams, I just opened it by an accident and some loser simp gifted the sub to me. - mati 2020
by lordparecek123 February 19, 2020
Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P
the lyrics were too long
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P
the lyrics were too long
by V3ND0R V3N April 07, 2022
(Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy) A SIMP is a person who gives themselves up for a person they like. Usually a cute guy for girls or a gamer girl for guys
by BigPpManUnderscoreSixtyNine August 16, 2020