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Aka “vageen, vavaga, cooch, coochie, vagina, kitty, pussy, no-no square, my temple, veevag, box”
Me: “guys I think I’m going over to Tanner’s tonight”
Friends: “go get that dick! But are you shaved”
Me: “shoot… I’m not”
Friends: “no guy likes a prickly vacooch”
Me: “thanks Sarah! I’m going to shave my vacooch right now for Tanner”
10 minutes later

Me: “just shaved my vacooch I’m like a hairless baby bird”
Friends: “awesome!”
Vacooch by Urmom201 January 16, 2022
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a boy’s fear of tampons.

It is literally hilarious: tampons are just compressed cottonballs, yet guys think it’s like some nuclear weapon. Common bro, calm down.
*throws tampon at boy*

*boy runs for miles*

Vajoochie
vajoochie by SlytherinChild May 28, 2018
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An open vagina like gash left on one's taint as the result of a medical procedure in which a gigantic saddle sore has been surgically removed.
"He was riding two days after his surgery, but he couldn't sit down because of the gaping vagooch between his legs."
Vagooch by TheSaltyCyclist December 5, 2012

vacoochie 

vagina+coochie, it’s a silly work for a vagina.
get out of here with yo vacoochie looking ahh.

vacoocoo 

slang- vagina, a female body part, located between her legs
after sex, her vacoocoo was soar.
vacoocoo by Dine A Might Pussy December 29, 2007
vagina, often used by gay preps who have no lives
i went on that biking trip the whole day and let me tell you my vagooch hurt SO BAD!

uhm, your gay
vagooch by tyisdxik October 30, 2007
Someone who steals something, but does it with style.
Some guy steals a really nice car, but he does it so stealthily and with such grace that people just figure it must be his already. This guy is a vamoocher.
Vamoocher by Eliza327 August 14, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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