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vacooter 

Slang term, combination of "vagina" and "cooter" circa 2015
If dat bitch pissed you tha fuck off, you should kick her square in tha vacooter.

Don't be such a vacooter..
vacooter by DJJazzy March 30, 2015
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Vacoomer 

A man who fucks vacuums he is the combination of a coomer and a vacuum fanatic
Shrek: donkeh I found a post on reddit called cursed_vacoomer it was a video of a guy having sex with a vacuum
Donkey: that’s crazy right there
Vacoomer by Nig bigger dick December 23, 2019

Vaconstipated 

Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )
This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.
Vaconstipated by TP-SD August 17, 2010
he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.
"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."
varoon by swaggier then you May 23, 2016
The most awesome clan of people to walk this earth. They have allies of great powers and are ninjas and wizards that never fail.
Guy 1: Woah, dude! That was so awesome!!!
Guy 2: I know, right? It was so Valoon!
Valoon by ShiloofRepo!TGO June 21, 2011

Madeline Vachon 

The greatest most beautiful woman in the world and can never be surpassed in any way. Madeline Vachon will never let you down and will always listen to you and give you advice or help you. Anybody who dates this woman is lucky and should never let her go and give her everything she wants no matter what it is. Madeline Vachon is is a lovely hard working woman who cares about others and helps them through hard times even though she has her own struggles.
She is beautiful and kind she must be Madeline Vachon.
Madeline Vachon by GBUCK May 24, 2017
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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