Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )
This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.
he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.
"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."
The greatest most beautiful woman in the world and can never be surpassed in any way. Madeline Vachon will never let you down and will always listen to you and give you advice or help you. Anybody who dates this woman is lucky and should never let her go and give her everything she wants no matter what it is. Madeline Vachon is is a lovely hard working woman who cares about others and helps them through hard times even though she has her own struggles.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.