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urbanK07 

Pronunciation: Ur-ban-k07 1) This word is commonly used to call out noobs or fags that just suck at playing xbox. 2) It is also used to call out people on the road that suck at driving 3) Also commonly used by workers at the DMV who call people this who barley pass the test.
1) Derek after getting demolished playing xbox crashed his car. 2) Jeff called the guy who just got a license a Urbank07 because he sucks at driving.
urbanK07 by kingkandyman April 29, 2010

UnWankered

The state entered when you drink so damn much that you will actually become sober again.
ah no i have to drive home but i'm too pissed to sober up in time, guess i'll just have to get UnWankered...
UnWankered by Merlin the pig July 15, 2007

Unwankable 

Inability to have a wank
Trying to get aroused by the vision of James Corden naked is unwankable
Unwankable by JohnnyWonder October 15, 2021
this is an urwansh
urwansh by urwansh November 23, 2021

Urbankowski 

history teacher that has no chill and be kind of annoying with his grading
Ugh, I got a 96.25 on the writing because i missed a small date in my piece of evidence! Urbankowski is so picky.

Unwankability 

When someones falice is of an inept size and it is impossible to masturbate
I wanted to masturbate but my Penis was so small my unwankability became apparent
Unwankability by Danda25 April 10, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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