UnWankered Share definition Flag The state entered when you drink so damn much that you will actually become sober again. ah no i have to drive home but i'm too pissed to sober up in time, guess i'll just have to get UnWankered... UnWankered by Merlin the pig July 15, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the UnWankered mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch