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Urinaphobia 

The fear that one's urination will cause embarrassment or laughter because the tinkling is seemingly louder when using public bathrooms. In more detail the condition is often described by patients as a great fear that everyone in the toilets has heard one's tinkle as if the sound came by loud speaker; and greater is the breakdown for one's who are traumatised persons who believe the attention was on alert by F.E.M.A. This condition has manifested via brainwashing by school bullies that has not been curbed by the efforts of public officials or the criminal judicial system.
She made me believe I've got that thing...the thing they call urinaphobia because my pee did get louder in the stall and I didn't even care about the stench in the other stall...Do I to wait 'till I get home cause I'd have that "on arrival" cue before I get to the door. Know what I mean? I hate that people are noticing that about me.
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paternal urinalphobia 

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.
Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.
paternal urinalphobia by Shy Son November 25, 2011

urinialphobia

The fear of standing between two men at a public urinal.
"I think most men suffer from urinalphobia at some stage in their lives" - Dr Phil Space
urinialphobia by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

ukipaphobia

When you assume a multiracial political organization designed to get the UK out of the EU is inherently xenophobic and bigoted based off nothing substantial whatsoever......you might just be suffering from ukipaphobia
Russell Brand ''I don't like him(Nigel Farage)
Why?
Russell Brand ''Cos he's rich''
But Russell, you've got more money than he has
Russell Brand ''Yeah, but he's part of that UKIP he is''
Ah, you've got ukipaphobia
ukipaphobia by @Head4uarters January 4, 2015

Uriephobia 

Truth be told I never was yours. The fear the fear of falling apart(uriephobia)
Uriephobia by FOBPATD April 3, 2016

Urineaphoria 

A brief condition of extreme content caused when a swimmer pees in the water.
The look on the surfers face let us to believe he was in Urineaphoria.
Urineaphoria by Beneski August 27, 2007

Urbanphobia 

The fear that if you go black you will in fact never go back
Khloe Kardashian quickly got over her fear of urbanphobia when she married Lamar Odom