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urinialphobia

The fear of standing between two men at a public urinal.
"I think most men suffer from urinalphobia at some stage in their lives" - Dr Phil Space
by Mr Ben February 11, 2005
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paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.
Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.
by Shy Son November 25, 2011
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Urinaphobia

The fear that one's urination will cause embarrassment or laughter because the tinkling is seemingly louder when using public bathrooms. In more detail the condition is often described by patients as a great fear that everyone in the toilets has heard one's tinkle as if the sound came by loud speaker; and greater is the breakdown for one's who are traumatised persons who believe the attention was on alert by F.E.M.A. This condition has manifested via brainwashing by school bullies that has not been curbed by the efforts of public officials or the criminal judicial system.
She made me believe I've got that thing...the thing they call urinaphobia because my pee did get louder in the stall and I didn't even care about the stench in the other stall...Do I to wait 'till I get home cause I'd have that "on arrival" cue before I get to the door. Know what I mean? I hate that people are noticing that about me.
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