urbaphobia

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The fear of the things you say being misinterpreted with a definition found on Urban Dictionary. This fear is grounded in some sort of public humiliation event typically causing PTSD.

Suzie: Why doesn't John talk anymore?

Bill: He suffers from "Urbaphobia." He got it one day when he said "Oh, like a mini van?" and everyone busted out laughing. He was told to look it up on Urban Dictionary and after he did, he feared saying anything ever again. I guess you could call him an urbaphobe?!

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Urbaphobia

The fear of definitions from urban dictionary

Why the fuck am I reading this I have urbaphobia

Urbaphobia by Anonymousness is key February 12, 2018

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Furbaphobia

The fear of Furbys

Me:"Aaaaaahhh! Furby! GET AWAY!"
Friend:"I think you have furbaphobia.."

Furbaphobia by Doodlebob108 February 15, 2008

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Urophobia

Fear of peeing/ pee

Tina has urophobia.

Urophobia by MeowAngela August 28, 2008

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Uriephobia

The fear of falling apart

Truth be told I never was yours. The fear the fear of falling apart(uriephobia)

Uriephobia by FOBPATD April 3, 2016

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uvaphobia

Fear of grapes.

She'll eat apples but not grapes since she has uvaphobia.

uvaphobia by BoulderElvis June 19, 2013

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Urbanphobia

The fear that if you go black you will in fact never go back

Khloe Kardashian quickly got over her fear of urbanphobia when she married Lamar Odom

Urbanphobia by logicalfearman July 1, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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