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unophobia
The fear of being single. Unophobia describes people of any age or period of life who need to have somebody they call their boyfriend, girlfriend or partner. This is not the same as a fear of not getting married (anuptaphobia)
Alex is suffering from unophobia and needs to get into another relationship as soon as the last one ends.
UwUphobia
Person 1: *Sends cute picture*
Person 2: UwU
Person 1: Ew! Is UwU really necessary? You know I have UwUphobia!
Person 2: UwU
Person 1: Ew! Is UwU really necessary? You know I have UwUphobia!
UwUphobia by UnderYourPorch July 3, 2018
uvaphobia
uvaphobia by BoulderElvis June 19, 2013
uglaphobia
"AHHHHH!!! ITS AN UGLY PERSON!" Andy screamed running from the mall, but her friend yelled after her, "Andy conquer your uglaphobia! Do not let it control you!"
uglaphobia by natalya July 25, 2006
Uwuphobia
uwuphobia is like homophobia- those who have the phobia are either afraid of "uwu"/"owo", or they just flat out hate it. usually, you can see people making uwuphobic jokes about them. like "UWU SENPAI-CHAN UWUUUU KAWAII DESUUUU NYAA~~~~", "i am furry uwu, nya~", etc. but if you're actually like that, sORRY-
*over text*
Girl: UwU.
Boy: Ew. What are you, a furry?
Girl: Wow. Uwuphobic much? U swear, there's just as much Uwuphobia going around as Homophobia.
Girl: UwU.
Boy: Ew. What are you, a furry?
Girl: Wow. Uwuphobic much? U swear, there's just as much Uwuphobia going around as Homophobia.
Uwuphobia by the other fergie July 21, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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