ukipaphobia

When you assume a multiracial political organization designed to get the UK out of the EU is inherently xenophobic and bigoted based off nothing substantial whatsoever......you might just be suffering from ukipaphobia

Russell Brand ''I don't like him(Nigel Farage)
Why?
Russell Brand ''Cos he's rich''
But Russell, you've got more money than he has
Russell Brand ''Yeah, but he's part of that UKIP he is''
Ah, you've got ukipaphobia

ukipaphobia by @Head4uarters January 4, 2015

Urinaphobia 

The fear that one's urination will cause embarrassment or laughter because the tinkling is seemingly louder when using public bathrooms. In more detail the condition is often described by patients as a great fear that everyone in the toilets has heard one's tinkle as if the sound came by loud speaker; and greater is the breakdown for one's who are traumatised persons who believe the attention was on alert by F.E.M.A. This condition has manifested via brainwashing by school bullies that has not been curbed by the efforts of public officials or the criminal judicial system.

She made me believe I've got that thing...the thing they call urinaphobia because my pee did get louder in the stall and I didn't even care about the stench in the other stall...Do I to wait 'till I get home cause I'd have that "on arrival" cue before I get to the door. Know what I mean? I hate that people are noticing that about me.

Urinaphobia by Vivian Taylor de' Martin May 5, 2015