Beneski's definitions

Urineaphoria

A brief condition of extreme content caused when a swimmer pees in the water.

The look on the surfers face let us to believe he was in Urineaphoria.

by Beneski August 27, 2007

impaction

Having an impact, or full of impact.

The bad news of the day had a large impaction on my state of mind.

by Beneski May 21, 2007

Accessory Man

A surfer that has every piece of surfer gear imaginable and uses it all at the same time, regardless of whether the circumstances call for it.

Look at that accessory man trying to catch the tube.

by Beneski August 26, 2007