-n.- refers to the Town of Upper Marlboro in Prince George's County Maryland, which is not to be confused with the unincorporated Greater Upper Marlboro area that surrounds the town. UpMa is an abbreviation of the first two letters of the words "Upper Marlboro," and is used to distinguish the town from the surrounding area. It is the seat of Prince George's County, and features architecture dating back to the 18th Century. First settled in 1695, the town was named after John Churchill, the first Duke of Marlborough, an ancestor of Winston Churchill. Today the town is dominated by the Prince George's County Courthouse, County Administration building, and the Board of Education.
Person 1: "Hey, I heard you moved to Upper Marlboro, how's life in the middle of nowhere?"
Person 2: "Nowhere? You're thinking of Greater Upper Marlboro. I live in UpMa. We've got a downtown with bars and real sidewalks."
Person 2: "Nowhere? You're thinking of Greater Upper Marlboro. I live in UpMa. We've got a downtown with bars and real sidewalks."
by AnnapolisAv8tor August 6, 2011
Get the UpMa mug.A phenomenon that occasionally occurs in social gatherings that devolve into a nostalgia-fest conversation about fecal incidents such as soiling underwear, quality bowel movement and/or alcohol fueled defecating incidents. Inevitably, the conversation becomes a string of awful fish-stories about large bowel movements and creative placement and/or uses of them. The conversation becomes more and more repugnant at a exponential pace. Ultimately, the least attractive person of the coversation wins with the most horrifically grotesque story about his or her colon meat.
"...Last week, at Joe's bachelor party, Eric told us this story about crapping his pants on the way home from work that week. For some reason, the stripper decided she should become part of the conversation and told a story about how she once deuced through her g-string thereby cutting the turd in two. Eric rebutted by regaling us with a tale of a boat trip where he made some starboard diarrhea or something like that. That touched off about an hour of one upmanshit where each had one less appetizing story after the next...."
by JEUNT November 21, 2009
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A situation in which two or more people trade an ever-escalating quantity of puns on a given topic, ending only when all except one have quit due to tiredness/boredom/psychosis/etc.
(Upon seeing that it's snowing outside)
Person A: "Snow it begins!"
Person B: "Snow comment."
Person A: "Why do you have to be snow cynical? If you don't like it, you could at least flake it."
Person B: "Whoa! Don't get flurrious with me just because you can't sleet things from my point of view."
Person A: "I have to admit: I wasn't expecting such a chilly reception. Anyway, you may be a bit of an ice queen right now, but I bet you'll warm up to things eventually."
Person B: "... You win."
Person A: "Ha! In pun-upmanship, there can only be pun!"
Person A: "Snow it begins!"
Person B: "Snow comment."
Person A: "Why do you have to be snow cynical? If you don't like it, you could at least flake it."
Person B: "Whoa! Don't get flurrious with me just because you can't sleet things from my point of view."
Person A: "I have to admit: I wasn't expecting such a chilly reception. Anyway, you may be a bit of an ice queen right now, but I bet you'll warm up to things eventually."
Person B: "... You win."
Person A: "Ha! In pun-upmanship, there can only be pun!"
by 2lol2quit November 24, 2010
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Student: Hey Mr. White, what’s upmaniga ?
Teacher: Wow! I’m impressed you’ve heard of upmaniga, I’m giving you 20% extra credit!
Teacher: Wow! I’m impressed you’ve heard of upmaniga, I’m giving you 20% extra credit!
by Gordon Melroy November 17, 2020
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y: ohhh yeaahh...you doo do yaa (he (y) doesn't like her but just wants to ruin the chances of them getting together, so behind (x's) back gets her (Kati) to go out with him, X is annoyed about them getting together but pretends its not bothering him, meanwhile X is using the same M.O 'method of operating' to get one back.
The one-upmanship escalates until either one stops, or they realise there both at it..(which would quite amsuing for them, or embarrasing.. depends how you take it ;)
y: ohhh yeaahh...you doo do yaa (he (y) doesn't like her but just wants to ruin the chances of them getting together, so behind (x's) back gets her (Kati) to go out with him, X is annoyed about them getting together but pretends its not bothering him, meanwhile X is using the same M.O 'method of operating' to get one back.
The one-upmanship escalates until either one stops, or they realise there both at it..(which would quite amsuing for them, or embarrasing.. depends how you take it ;)
by LJcalvert May 9, 2010
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Get the upmad mug.When a girl (or guy) is performing a hand job, when the guy is about to ejaculate (explode, bust) she/he aims the penis back up at the guy's face, and hilarity ensues.
Joe: "Dude what's all over your face"
Jim: "Man all I can is H-upmann"
Joe: "You know, Sarah always struck me as the H-upmann type of girl"
Jim: "Man all I can is H-upmann"
Joe: "You know, Sarah always struck me as the H-upmann type of girl"
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