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"My mum just left me WHATS UP WITH U MAN"
Updog and upman is the same thing ur welcome
Upman by Yes UwU May 29, 2021
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Sunlit Uplands 

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.
No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!

Fuck up man me be na 

A phrase used by Antiguan males to warn people that they are not one to be played with or taken lightly.
Example

John Doe 1: * bumps into Dario at a party* and does not apologize.

Dario: Barse, you just bumped into me and didn't say sorry. A wan fuck up man me be na boss.

John Doe: * shivers* I am sorry sir. *retreats*

Confrontation Averted

upland high school 

A public school with a bunch of white fck boys, hot Cheeto loving hoes, and black people who think they can rap....only 5% of the girls are attractive there but there all snakes, the parties are gay and get rolled by the cops and everyone thinks ther hot shi*t
upland high school by The fag December 3, 2015

Ummanadi 

The act of sexually exploiting a women who approaching for a favour.
The famous politician tainted his image because of his ummanadi
Ummanadi by Mahi333 October 17, 2017
The guy who will kick wesley In the face
wiw thats umanga
Umanga by Hi 👋 October 3, 2016

one upmanshit 

A phenomenon that occasionally occurs in social gatherings that devolve into a nostalgia-fest conversation about fecal incidents such as soiling underwear, quality bowel movement and/or alcohol fueled defecating incidents. Inevitably, the conversation becomes a string of awful fish-stories about large bowel movements and creative placement and/or uses of them. The conversation becomes more and more repugnant at a exponential pace. Ultimately, the least attractive person of the coversation wins with the most horrifically grotesque story about his or her colon meat.
"...Last week, at Joe's bachelor party, Eric told us this story about crapping his pants on the way home from work that week. For some reason, the stripper decided she should become part of the conversation and told a story about how she once deuced through her g-string thereby cutting the turd in two. Eric rebutted by regaling us with a tale of a boat trip where he made some starboard diarrhea or something like that. That touched off about an hour of one upmanshit where each had one less appetizing story after the next...."
one upmanshit by JEUNT November 21, 2009