upmad

v. To angrily upmod something on a social news website such as Reddit or Digg.

Hey, a story about how George Bush is destroying the world. Upmadded.

by vortistic October 9, 2008

upbadge

In the automotive industry, upbadging is when you are driving a lower-trim or entry level trim version of a specific vehicle and you decide to add custom badges, decals, and/or logos from a higher trim in order to make your vehicle look faster/more powerful/more expensive than it actually is.

For example: adding Hellcat badges to an SXT Dodge Challenger is indeed upbadging, and definitely the most godawful of them all. This is because a Hellcat V8 can put out 707hp while a V6 SXT only has 305hp. You drive an upbadged SXT and try to race an actual Hellcat, you're gonna look stupid and you're gonna get called out. Don't do it. Either be proud of your ride or save up for the real deal.

by Porque Me Buscan October 11, 2020

upnad

This is something to call someone when they are being a shlanko / being annoying

Jack please be quiet you upnad

by Mxffyz March 18, 2018

one upmanshit

A phenomenon that occasionally occurs in social gatherings that devolve into a nostalgia-fest conversation about fecal incidents such as soiling underwear, quality bowel movement and/or alcohol fueled defecating incidents. Inevitably, the conversation becomes a string of awful fish-stories about large bowel movements and creative placement and/or uses of them. The conversation becomes more and more repugnant at a exponential pace. Ultimately, the least attractive person of the coversation wins with the most horrifically grotesque story about his or her colon meat.

"...Last week, at Joe's bachelor party, Eric told us this story about crapping his pants on the way home from work that week. For some reason, the stripper decided she should become part of the conversation and told a story about how she once deuced through her g-string thereby cutting the turd in two. Eric rebutted by regaling us with a tale of a boat trip where he made some starboard diarrhea or something like that. That touched off about an hour of one upmanshit where each had one less appetizing story after the next...."

by JEUNT November 21, 2009

umad

Online gaming shorthand for "are you mad?" Used as a taunt after pwning an enemy or messing with someone.

Red player: "I can't believe you just killed me with one hit! Are you cheating?"

Blue player: "umad?"

by Holy Simon!!! May 22, 2010

umadbro

Phrase commonly used by internet trolls when the slightest bit of anger or rage is detected (Much like sharks catching the smell of blood). Is known to drive even the sanest person to boiling rage.

Troll: Why do they call it an Xbox 360? Because when you see it you do a 360 degree turn and walk away
Noob: 360 means you face back at it, noob.
Troll: no it dont lul
Noob: wtf yes it does go back to 3rd grade
Troll: umadbro?
Noob: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Rayge April 14, 2010

pun-upmanship

A situation in which two or more people trade an ever-escalating quantity of puns on a given topic, ending only when all except one have quit due to tiredness/boredom/psychosis/etc.

(Upon seeing that it's snowing outside)

Person A: "Snow it begins!"

Person B: "Snow comment."

Person A: "Why do you have to be snow cynical? If you don't like it, you could at least flake it."

Person B: "Whoa! Don't get flurrious with me just because you can't sleet things from my point of view."

Person A: "I have to admit: I wasn't expecting such a chilly reception. Anyway, you may be a bit of an ice queen right now, but I bet you'll warm up to things eventually."

Person B: "... You win."

Person A: "Ha! In pun-upmanship, there can only be pun!"

by 2lol2quit November 24, 2010