U.P.I  

Unidentifiable Party Injury

Upon waking from a night of partying, you find one perhaps two bumbs, bruises, scratches, or bites and are not completely certain of there origin

Partygoer#1: Wow!! What the hell happened last? I am riddled with U.P.I

U.P.I by JoD CoD February 18, 2009

U.P.I. 

A spinoff of the term "A.I." or Artificial Intelligence, a "U.P.I." or User-Provisioned Intelligence" is any user-configured, programmatic entity with the capacity to perform tasks like its specific user would. This might include any of the visual, linguistic, behavioral, or decision-making operations an A.I. would perform, but done in a way characteristically identical to the manner of the user being emulated.

A U.P.I. might be a robot you teach to wash and fold your laundry exactly the way you like it, or a piece of software you train to respond to your emails.

Jennifer's intelligent doorbell was equipped with U.P.I., so as I pressed its sleek, glowing button, it quipped back at me in an all too Jenny-like sardonic tone, "Wait.”

U.P.I. by Otomo Money June 2, 2018

U.P.I. 

Unidentified Party Injury also known as a U.P.I. Related to a S.R.I. Or Sports Related Injury.

Jsam: hey Shan, where’d you get these bruises from?
Shannon: Last Saturday I went to this rager at a frat house. it was totally reckless, I ended up with like 30 U.P.I.’s.

U.P.I. by Powderbunniiie August 12, 2022

u.p.i? 

Literally: U packin it?
to ask someone to pack paraphenalia with marijuana

yo you got weed? u.p.i?

Person A: yo u.p.i?
Person B: yo u.p.i
Person A: nah i only got a bowlsworth upi

u.p.i? by Jim Wayne June 11, 2006

c.u.p.i.d. system 

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

c.u.p.i.d. system by robuttt October 4, 2006

c.u.p.i.d 

Along with hdmi, the second component of a ghetto combo

c.u.p.i.d btw stands for crime, unemployment, poverty, institutions, decay

c.u.p.i.d by Uncle Dimma September 28, 2024

e.m.p.u.i.c.i.y.m 

Eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth

"Don't play. I wish you would eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth." E.M.P.U.I.C.I.Y.M

e.m.p.u.i.c.i.y.m by Keisha214 September 29, 2017