robuttt's definitions

puzzle-fuck

Sex so vigorous or in such a complex position that the participants become so entangled that a special team of rubix cube solving boffins has to time travel from the eighties to disentangle them.

Ben and Clare rushed home early in order to puzzle-fuck each other's brains out.

by robuttt September 15, 2006

lezzing up

When two (or more) members of the same sex (including males) who consider themselves straight perform a sexual act to attract attention to themselves.

Look at those two girls over there lezzing up to get the attention of those men, what sluts!

Justin and Harry lezzed up in The Locomotive last night, they were well pissed, it was funny.

by robuttt January 16, 2007

evil

Another word for good. In the same vein as "wicked".

Nick, that's proper evil mate, well done!

by robuttt October 23, 2007

moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

by robuttt September 27, 2006

like gravy

used to mean "a contentious issue"

abortion is like gravy; gay marriage is like gravy.

by robuttt May 18, 2007

pastry

Synonymous with bad.

It's well pastry, init!

by robuttt December 1, 2007

cock

Slang term for a lighter

Gayle, Have you got a cock?

Oi Justin, can I use your cock?

by robuttt October 16, 2006