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by robuttt March 28, 2010
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puzzle-fuck

Sex so vigorous or in such a complex position that the participants become so entangled that a special team of rubix cube solving boffins has to time travel from the eighties to disentangle them.
Ben and Clare rushed home early in order to puzzle-fuck each other's brains out.
by robuttt September 15, 2006
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moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself
Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday
by robuttt September 27, 2006
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data entry

A form of torture invented by the devil especially to punish Arts Graduates.
Robert graduated from York with a 2:1 in sociology and ended up with a job which consisted largely of data entry for his sins
by robuttt September 29, 2006
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c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.
A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed
by robuttt October 4, 2006
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C.U.N.T.

Cambridge United Noise Terrroists (C.U.N.T) is the collective term for all the sound systems in cambridge.
A: was the rave good at the weekend?
B: Fucking awesome- C.U.N.T. were hot and it rained so they got a bit wet too.
by robuttt October 5, 2006
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Grief

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend- my girlfriend has given me grief."
by robuttt October 6, 2006
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