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typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.
Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.
typhoontang by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

typhoonisolm 

People with a fetish for typhoons
The fuck do you have typhoonisolm or something.
typhoonisolm by NotWorking March 5, 2018

Typhoonism

Typical of women. The practice of getting ready for a date or a girls' night out and LEAVING the clothes, make up, shoes and accessories you took out of wherever, yet decided NOT to put on yourself, ALL OVER THE PLACE.
"Can't you ever just wear the first thing you take out of your closet and not leave the typhoonism all over the room for me to clean up after you?!"
Typhoonism by Nia G November 6, 2012

Zoo Tycooning 

Aggressively playing zoo tycoon with more than two people. There must be at least one penguin or lion present at all times in your game for zoo tycooning to take place. Sometimes a jaguar can replaced for the lion, but only on tuesdays.
What are you guys doing for new years eve??

Ahh hell were Zoo Tycooning

Tycooning 

The act of spending large amounts of money on a consistent, random basis. This normally involves designer clothes, expensive watches, top-shelf bottles, jet-setting, and any activity which represents a high class lifestyle.
Cameron, what are your plans tonight?
-Probably just tycooning around town.
Tycooning by Rob London November 17, 2011