Twurf

To toss a midget after having sex with it.

- The carnival is in town, wanna come?
- Hm... To twurf or not to twurf?

- The Kappa Sigma house just got a case of crash helmets!
- Why? They went full retard?
- No, man! We gonna be Twurfing, TONIGHT.

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by Focushour April 17, 2010

twurf

a pussy murf. combination of words "twat" and "murf".

Andrew: Did you see that one chick in the spandex shorts.

Gabe: Hell yeah, she was rockin' a mean twurf.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez June 1, 2009

twurf

A Twist & Flip.

(hair style, stunt)

That twurf was tight man.

Nice twurf lil man!

by Daax February 12, 2009

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010

ThurFri

The Thursday preceding a holiday that falls on a Friday. Not to be confused with ThuFri. Term applies when the Friday is a company paid day off or a day off from school.

I can't believe Jim scheduled a ThurFri 4pm meeting.

by omeknows October 19, 2015

turf work

a broad that strolls thru the hood lookin for the dick.

that beezy is a turf worker

by theyayarea December 18, 2008

Turf Monster

A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.

Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."

by DonnieLee August 14, 2006