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Monkeys

Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!
by Bob the Impaler March 10, 2003
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Monkeys

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.
Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"

Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"
by mamaO February 6, 2010
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Monkeys

Referees to cops and how they always travel together like Monkeys!
Yoo lets hop the train! Chill the monkeys are right there!
by alex5091 May 30, 2013
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Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.
"We evolved from monkeys."
by Finalpoet September 11, 2018
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Monkeys

Hash, pot, spliff, draw.
Shit, I've lost my monkeys.
by Raketemensch September 3, 2003
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Monkey Monkey Monkey

Monkey Monkey Monkey is a thing that the youtuber Jmancurly says when he is a lava monkey in the vr game gorilla tag.
by Gorilla tagger April 1, 2022
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Monkey

The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe
Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020
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