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A twat turd aka a used tampon
You're acting like such a twurd
Twurd by Diva84 July 17, 2016
this word can be used as an insult and is used to be slightly mean to others
oi u twurd what do you think your doing
twurd by rachael n spanna July 9, 2006
person that spends their time looking stupid shit up
You are a twurd, because you looked this stupid shit up
Twurd by Krisp Boi Kreme March 9, 2018
Tweeting or texting shit while on the toilet. A brain fart posted on social media.
Roseanne Barr blamed Ambien for her racist twurds.

What is our President doing Twurding in the middle of the night?
Twurd by OffLeash2017 June 11, 2018

tangerine turd 

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice

Amber Turd 

Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
Amber Turd by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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