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A turd that comes out of your poop bird while you twerk
"Damn, Jerry, girls twerking while naked seemed so dope before they dropped all those twurds."
twurd by Dr. Balls 3000 September 12, 2013
Words you can keep
You're acting like such a twurd
Twurd by Diva84 July 17, 2016
this word can be used as an insult and is used to be slightly mean to others
oi u twurd what do you think your doing
twurd by rachael n spanna July 9, 2006
person that spends their time looking stupid shit up
You are a twurd, because you looked this stupid shit up
Twurd by Krisp Boi Kreme March 9, 2018
Tweeting or texting shit while on the toilet. A brain fart posted on social media.
Roseanne Barr blamed Ambien for her racist twurds.

What is our President doing Twurding in the middle of the night?
Twurd by OffLeash2017 June 11, 2018

tangerine turd 

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice

Amber Turd 

Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
Amber Turd by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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