Turfy

A large liquid-like poo

Peter: Jimmy, don’t go to the loo for a few hours: I’ve just had a turfy!

Jimmy: I told you not to eat that donner pal
Peter: I’m regretting it mate! I’ve been regretting it for eight years! Every single time I go to the loo it’s a turfy.

by FROM LEEDS September 8, 2021

Turfy

A particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. This thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps.

Peter: I've just had a donner Jimmy!
Jimmy: You're gonna be regretting that mate!
Peter: I know, i can feel a Turfy coming on.

by Christophersten Smith October 18, 2013

turfy

being protective of one's turf

I'll be glad to hear your opinion--I'm not turfy.

by Una Malachica January 18, 2008

Turfy

A hairy female pubic area.

She’s turfy.

by Inquisitor April 20, 2021

turfy

something thats extra Oakland but not necessarily in a good way.

"Damn, its 2019 and she still ridin in that 87 Regal? and why she only slap Philthy Rich?"
"Yeah I know bruh, she hella turfy"

by Bay Area Gate Keeper April 29, 2019

Turdy Dog

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010