After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

itch twitchy twat by glamour gurl April 15, 2005

Twitchy Peter

When a man sticks his finger up a woman's ass and has his other finger in her vagina. He moves them both very fast, thus making a "twitchy" feeling.

"Man, that girl was so naughty she asked me to give her a Twitchy Peter."

Twitchy Peter by the unknown funny man March 22, 2009

Twitchy twat

A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.

Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.

Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.

Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.

Twitchy twat by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009

itch twitchy twat

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush

itch twitchy twat by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004

Twitchy

Someone who plays MMO's far too often and looses the ability to socialize in real life. Usually younger and living with their parents and playing 14+ hours a day. They can be spotted in game by there constant jumping around and overuse of emotes due to extremely high caffine or redbull intake.

"the new guy at work would be cool if he wasn't such a Twitchy... and I think his dad dropped him off for his interview"

Twitchy by Bean2199 December 27, 2007

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026