Tweetbeat
A quick hash tag to indicate a tweeter is alive after a near death experience, or doing something really stupid.
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Tweetentary
A Tweentary is a Tweet with truthful, inciting, and/or biting commentary that has been changed into a picture formated Picentary (jpeg, png, etc.) and re-posted or forwarded as a Tweetentary.
Multiple and/or chained Tweets, reformatted as multiple Picentaries, are known as Tweetentaries. To be considered a Tweetentary, the original Tweet must be unaltered and complete after going through the Tweet to Picentary to Tweetentary transformation process.
Multiple and/or chained Tweets, reformatted as multiple Picentaries, are known as Tweetentaries. To be considered a Tweetentary, the original Tweet must be unaltered and complete after going through the Tweet to Picentary to Tweetentary transformation process.
Robert had no idea how to Tweet and about a month ago he asked me to create a Tweetentary of one of John Fugelsang's great Tweets he had heard about. Robert continued to ask me to format more of John’s Tweets into Tweetentaries and because John Fugelsang has so many fantastic Tweets daily, Robert has accrued a treasure trove of out of this world Tweetentaries. Robert posts the Tweetentaries on Facebook as well as e-mailing or texting them out for the benefit of his other non-Tweeting friends.
Tweetentary by Bort6 March 3, 2018
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Tweethearts
A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them
Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.
Tweethearts by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010
Tweet Beat
A game played on the TWiF podcast where Martin Sargent asks Sarah Lane which of two words was tweeted more over the last 24 hours.
"Which has a higher Tweet Beat: I hate Star Trek OR I hate Glenn Beck"
"Which has a higher Tweet Beat :Michael J. Fox OR Boston Red Sox"
"Which has a higher Tweet Beat :Michael J. Fox OR Boston Red Sox"
Tweet Beat by orangeguy81 August 9, 2009
tweethead
1. A word that can be to describe certain people on twitter. People who tweet stupid, uninteresting mundain things. Similar to the meaning of:
-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead
or
2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.
-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead
or
2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.
She can't even stop twittering to use the restroom or eat...tweets in her sleep. She is aciting like such a tweethead.
tweethead by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife June 17, 2009
Treebeater
Treebeater is a racist and derogatory term used in a similar way to "n*gger." It usually is referring to a stupid African American person. The origin of the word came from a Reddit post about a special species of Chimpanzee that communicated via beating trees. This was quickly converted into a racist joke that compared the monkeys to black people
Terrell: "Hey Luke, go somewhere else. Racism isn't cool."
Luke: "Terrell shut the fuck up you fucking Treebeater, go back to my fucking cotton field and beat a tree.
Luke: "Terrell shut the fuck up you fucking Treebeater, go back to my fucking cotton field and beat a tree.
Treebeater by A Cool Kid IRL July 14, 2015
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