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tweetapated 

When your so crazy in love with someone you'll do anything for them, anything at all to get their attention, constantly obsessing over their affection as if it were essential to life.
"You aint' hittin the club tonight?"

"Naw, I'm gonna head home and give my girl some attention. It's mani/pedi night, she likes the way I do it so..."

"Dude, you straight TwEeTaPaTeD, you been talking that lame all week."
tweetapated by The Phreshmaker1700 February 1, 2014
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textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.
"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."
textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014
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Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.

Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009

Tweeterpated 

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.
Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.
Tweeterpated by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010

twitapated

A word to describe the emotion of being head over heels in love with someone
Includes gosebumps and thinking of 'said' person constantly
Im twitapated with you so much
twitapated by LoverBoy XxX January 8, 2007

twitapated

Don’t get so twitapated when your boss fires you for being drunk at work.
twitapated by 2000Cbr929 August 20, 2019
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