1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock
1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter
3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?
5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter
3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?
5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."
by assmasturrrrrrr January 03, 2010
A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.
As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.
by Ugly Dave November 01, 2011
n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing
v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter
v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter
Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!
Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!
Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude
by CaityMandy June 16, 2010
by floridaborn March 21, 2018
by phiota1809 September 30, 2009
1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"
2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."
2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."
by TheArticulateOne September 17, 2009
A person who has a habit of biting the interior of their mouth. The inside of their lips and cheeks, tearing pieces off bit by bit leaving a temporary scar.
Usually happens after quitting an addiction of smoking or biting nails.
Usually happens after quitting an addiction of smoking or biting nails.
by Meeshie Peeshie April 03, 2008