Tweet

1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

by assmasturrrrrrr January 3, 2010

Tweet

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

by Ugly Dave November 1, 2011

Tweet

n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing

v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter

Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!

Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude

by CaityMandy June 18, 2010

Tweet

To perform fellatio in a sensual manner.

“I hit him with that tweet and put him to sleep!”

by floridaborn April 5, 2018

Tweet

A kiss on the tip of the penis.

"I got a tweet from this girl last night and it drove me wild."

by phiota1809 September 30, 2009

Tweet

1. The act of ejaculating.

2. The new coined phrase for "jerking off".

1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"

2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."

by TheArticulateOne September 19, 2009

Tweet

A person who has a habit of biting the interior of their mouth. The inside of their lips and cheeks, tearing pieces off bit by bit leaving a temporary scar.

Usually happens after quitting an addiction of smoking or biting nails.

Quit chewing on your cheeks you damn tweet..
Are you a tweet? Quit biting on those lips!

by Meeshie Peeshie April 2, 2008